A NEW Old Birthday Song

CoppertoneBone

(for hashers over 40, to the tune of some old cadence song, so each line may have a chorus/circle refrain)

Well I don't know, but I've been told,

Someone here* is gettin' old,

Three** days a week, he tries to hash,

Six days a week, he gets smashed,

Seven days a week, he's a horny wanker,

Just once a year, he gets to thank her.

All these numbers go to show,

On this birthday, he'll get a blow.

So cum up, harriette***, on your knees,

This is no day to be a tease.

Join this wanker, old and slow,

Down with his shorts, give it a blow.

Drink it down, down, BEER, not pee,

What cums later, we don't wanna see.

*insert hash name here if ya want

**pick the average number he shows up

**insert wife, SO or lusty harriette's name

(I'll write a harriette version later, or you may)

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