Awesome Trail

To the tune of Shitty Trail

A-W-E-S-O-M-E... T-R-A-I-L

Awesome trail (it really rocked!)

Awesome trail (it kicked my ass!)

The motherfuckers laid an awesome trail

I would rather run your trail than drink this shitty beer

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