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Because I Got Drunk

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Because I Got Drunk

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Private Tofu

 

To the Tune of “Because I got High” by Afro-man

 

I was supposed to cut the grass but instead I went to the hash

I was supposed to cut the grass but instead I went to the hash

Now the grass is up to the crack of my ass

Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk

 

I was supposed to clean the garage but instead I went to the hash

I was supposed to clean the garage but instead I went to the hash

But the garage still smells like wet shoes from the hash

Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk

 

I was supposed to wash the car but instead I went to the hash

I was supposed to wash the car but instead I went to the hash

Now my car is still waiting for Cougar Bait and his abs

Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk

 

Here I sit with twenty four hundred dollars’ worth of mugs

Here I sit with twenty four hundred dollars’ worth of mugs

But I’m broke and don’t have any cash

Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk

 

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