Because I Got Drunk
by
Private Tofu
To the Tune of “Because I got High” by Afro-man
I was supposed to cut the grass but instead I went to the hash
I was supposed to cut the grass but instead I went to the hash
Now the grass is up to the crack of my ass
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was supposed to clean the garage but instead I went to the hash
I was supposed to clean the garage but instead I went to the hash
But the garage still smells like wet shoes from the hash
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was supposed to wash the car but instead I went to the hash
I was supposed to wash the car but instead I went to the hash
Now my car is still waiting for Cougar Bait and his abs
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
Here I sit with twenty four hundred dollars’ worth of mugs
Here I sit with twenty four hundred dollars’ worth of mugs
But I’m broke and don’t have any cash
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
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