FOUND A ZIPPER

Lyrics by Every Man’s Wet Dream

North County Hash

(To the tune of “Found a Peanut”)

Found a zipper, found a zipper, found a zipper just now;

Just now I found a zipper, found a zipper just now.

I unzipped it…

Slid my hand in…

Groped around there…

Found his penis…

It was too small…

Stroked it gently…

It grew bigger…

It was still soft…

Gripped it tighter…

It got firmer…

Put my head down…

Tongued it slowly… (Sing this verse S-L-O-W-L-Y)

It got stiffer…

Sucked it harder…

It turned purple…

Jerked it faster…

Squeezed the juice out…

Licked the mess off…

Zipped the zipper up…

Kissed him good-bye… (Sing this verse S-L-O-W-L-Y).

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