Hasher Man

Dr.Dive

(to the tune of "Spider Man" cartoon theme song. Original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk )

Feel free to improve the last two verses, I think they still need some work.

Hasher man, Hasher man,

Does whatever a hasher can,

Drinks a beer, any size,

Has STDs, of all kinds.

Hey there... there goes the Hasher man.

Is he drunk? Listen bud,

He's got lager instead of blood,

Can he run, your shitty trail?

Take a look, on your tail.

Look out, here comes the Hasher man.

On the trail of a hash

through the shiggy he will bash

to the beercheck he will dash

and on your couch he will crash

Hasher man, Hasher man,

Friendly neighborhood Hasher man,

That poison oak, he's ignored,

He'll get the, hash shit award.

Look out! There goes the Hasher man.

To him, life is a great big piss up

Wherever there's a hash run

You'll find the hasher maaan!