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Hashing with a Crack Whore

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Hashing with a Crack Whore

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Fruit of the Loomis

 

Sung to Sneaking Out My Back Door by Credence Clearwater Revival

 

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!

Got to get away from the harriett who followed me home.

Recollection sets in.  Pretty soon I’m regrettin’.  

Dude, Dude, Dude, hashing with a crack whore.

 

She saw Rourke doing cartwheels, Tofu wearing high heels. 

Look at all those happy hashers sitting on the lawn.

Ran by Motorola, doing crack, not drinking cola.

Dude, Dude, Dude, hashing with a crack whore.

 

She said “tambourines and elephants are running in the hash.

Let’s get high. I’ve got my crack spoon.”  Dude, Dude, Dude.

Wonderous apparition proved by her addiction.

Dude, Dude, Dude, hashing with a crack whore.

 

 

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