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I've Screwed Every Harriette

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I've Screwed Every Harriette

PPI, NCH3

(To tune of I’ve Told Every Little Star by Linda Scott, 1961 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QYtyyKgqp0)

 

I’ve screwed every Harriette,

There’s not one that I’ve missed yet.

Why haven’t I screwed you?

 

I’ve given every one the nail,

They like to jump me on the trail.

Why haven’t I screwed you?

 

Harriettes, they all want my bod,

I’m only being kind.

(Though the doctor has opined,

It’s only in my mind)

 

How could you not want me too?

Oh my darling if you do,

Why haven’t I screwed you?

 

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