Inflatable Sally

Weed Whackher

To the tune of If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz

Well I got her in the mail

She came a little pale

That vinyl girl of mine

She came C.O.D.

She came just for me

Inflatable Sally

Once or twice a week

I patch up all the leaks

She's really quite unique

And with 30 pounds of pressure

She's really quite a treasure

Inflatable Sally

She comes complete with every orifice

She could easily take on four of us

That vinyl girl of mine

And if you increase the pressure

She's even more a treasure

Inflatable Sally

Oh, I took her on vacation

For oral copulation

That vinyl girl of mine

We checked into the Hyatt

I couldn't wait to try it

Inflatable Sally

When I get home from my travels

I can't wait to unravel

That vinyl girl of mine

She came C. O. D.

She came just for me

Inflatable Sally