PlataPussy Runs a Sex Shoppe

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Bottle In Front Of Me

Sung to Jeramiah Was a Bull Frog

Platypussy runs a sex shoppe,

You can order up online.

You don’t leave your house or even drive your car.

You can shop while you’re drinking your wine.

Oh it helps when you’re havin’ some wine.

She’s sellin’ toys to the girls.

Not the boys, the girls, yeah.

Toys to the bitches up at NCH3.

Toys for she and she.

Now if I was the King of the Hash.

I’ll tell you what I’ll do.

I’ll give out gift cards to every Harriette

To help them buy a hot screw.

I’m givin’ toys to the girls.

Not the boys, the girls, yeah.

Toys to the bitches up at NCH3.

Toys for she and she.

Kamala had a big week

She found out she had won.

She ordered up a paddle and a pair of cuffs

She and Biden gonna have some fun.

She’s usin’ toys for the girls.

Not the boys, the girls, yeah.

Toys for the bitches up at NCH3.

Toys for she and she.