Our trail which art in heaven,

Hallowed by thy checks.

Thy shiggy come,

Thy will be done,

In chalk, as it is in flour.

Give us this day our daily beer,

And forgive us our jungle checks,

As we forgive them that short-cut against us.

And lead us not into back tracks,

But deliver us from false trail.

For thine is the trail, the shiggy, and the hash shit,

For ever and ever.

Amen