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The Tender Kiss of Fido

Page history last edited by analrose 13 years, 9 months ago

(I wrote this song because I'm tired of hearing Bestiality's Best every time someone mentions a dog.)

 

The Tender Kiss of Fido

by Anal Rose

(to the tune of Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel)

 

Hello there my furry friend,

I've come to play with you again.

It seems I have another dateless night.

I have some peanut butter, 

Please, don't bite!

'Cuz your tongue is much softer than my fist, 

I can't resist, 

The tender kiss...of Fido.

 

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