Pissing Off the Top of the Keg

Bottle In Front of Me

(Sung to Karen Carpenter’s Top of the World)

Such a crampings coming over me

And I’m wondering where the hell I’m gonna pee

Not a bush in the sand

Got my hose in my hand

And I should be arrested if its seen

Everywhere I thought that I could pee

Is now full of people who want don’t want to see this (penis in hand)

And with hashers so near 

Because Saturday is here

It’s the closest place to the On In I can find

I’m standing on top of the keg 

Pissing down into circle

And the urgent urination is the reason why

There is pee all around, ever since I have found

The hash made me pee off the top of the keg.