The Gayest GM of All Song

Failure to Launch

(Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

There was Failure and Turdbird

And Tufu and Beaver

Dragon and Limpone and Psycho and Thumber,

But do you recall, the gayest GM of all?

Diddy the Putter Poofter,

Loved to golf most every day

Even though he was married

Rumors started he was gay.

All of the other hashers

Gave him a real shitty name

They called him Putter Poofter

For years he hung his head in shame

Then one drunkin Christmas Hash

Kitty Kitty came to say

Diddy with you ass so tight

Blow me now, you'll be GM, thats right

Then all the other hashers

loved him and they raised their mugs up high

Diddy the Putter Poofter

Turned out to be a real gay guy