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32 Ring Circus Retirement Song

Page history last edited by Thumb and Thumber (T&T) 4 years, 4 months ago

The 32 Ring Circus Retirement Song, She did it Her Way

by T&T

Sung to I Did It My Way, by Sinatra

 

32, the end is near

And now you face, your final down down

You showed your ass, but not your boobies

You showed up drunk, and acted like a clown

Your smile, and good cheer

Are only matched, by your attendance record

But 33, you are still much adored

You did it your way

 

You GMed, the North County Hash

For two years, but rarely showed up

You worked with Rush, and T&T

They covered for you, while you paddled to Catalina

You were funny, a time or two

But then again, too few to mention

But now, now you are retired

And you did it your way.

 

You hiked the cans, between your legs

While the pack stared at, your nether regions

Was it a skirt, or was it a kilt

We’ll ask Kitty Kitty, he’s still recovering

You slept in your car, with god knows who

Which is acceptable, GM behavior

So now, we say goodbye

32, we will miss you

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