North County Shitty Name Song
by ???
(Sung to House of the Raising Sun)
There is a hash in North County
We're old and like to run
But we been the ruin of many a naming
Cause we can't come up with a pun.
Now, where have you gone Lady Goo Goo?
She filled you yoga pants to the seams.
No more she comes to North County
No more, her sample sex creams.
And what ever happened to Caribbean Queaf
or No Cream for Fatty?
I've heard they've run so far away
All the way to Cincinnati.
But who could forget our first shitty name
After six runs he wanted to gag,
That is because the pack had spoken
and named him Fag in a Bag.
Now, I've got one foot on the platform
and one foot on the train
I'm going back to that North County Hash
To give "Just __________,"
a shitty name.
To give "Just __________,"
a shitty name.
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