A Larrikin's Christmas Carol - 2006

By Anal Rose

Song to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Monday night at a local bar

We all hope trail’s not too far

If Flabio is smart

He’ll call out BODY PART

We love it when the ladies bare it all

Monkey See Monkey Do Me

Won’t you please show your boobies

Pinoche will, too

You’re way past due

We love it when you ladies bare it all

You don’t really have to be a showman

Or have your face in books and magazines

You don’t even have to be real pretty

We can’t all be as hot as Humping Bean

Say it Again won’t be too crass

If she shows her tattooed ass

And Little Drummer Whore,

With knockers galore

We love it when you ladies bare it all

Don’t forget Snatchatory Rape

Who seems for now to have escaped

Oh the tears we all shed

When Lock Box got wed

We love it when you ladies bare it all

FOS, Chick Clit and Porta Pussy

Wrapper Snatcher and Three Ring Cervix

Though these ladies may sometimes be busy

They always take the time to show their tits!

And you know it’s really sad

We don’t see more of Kumrad

Tender virgin breasts

We love them the best

We love it when the ladies bare it all

This song is done, I hereby decree

Cuz Litter Box is gonna kill me

But we all agree,

What we want to see

We love it when the ladies bare it all

I think you see the writing on the wall

We love boobies big and boobies small!