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Vincent van Goat Fucker

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Vincent Van Goat Fucker

Drag Along Date

(Sung to the tune of "These Are A Few of My Favorite Things")

 

Vincent Van Goat Fucker went to the barn yard

Looking for something that might make his dick hard.

Searching for cloven-hooved pussy, he sings,

"Fucking a goat is my favorite thing!"

He's had cows and he's had horses

Not the best he's had.

But talk to him after he's just fucked a goat

And he'll tell you it's not ba-a-a-a-a-d!

 

(Background information: Vincent (a painter) almost never hashes with

us anymore, but was named right after some harriettes came home from a girls' trip and told us someone needed to be named

Goat Fucker.)

 

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