Why Don't You Hare a Trail

(Why Don't You Get a Job - Offspring)

by Anal Rose

My friend is a Hare Raiser he hates that job

He tells me ev-er-y day

He says, "It's like pulling teeth to get these dicks

To sign up and wanna lay!

I plan and I scout all day, I bust my ass 

To give them Trail of the Year

But they stay at the On-Start and wait for a map

To walk straight to the beer!"

Grab some flour, grab some chalk, ya!

You fat lazy slob!

Hey now, why don't you hare a trail?

Get a map, get a co-hare,

You worthless fuck!

Hey now, why don't you hare a trail?

This chick I know is Hash Cash and she hates that job

She tells me all of the time

She tells them she's collecting while they pound three beers

Before they pay a single dime.

Get your purse, get your wallet

You fat lazy slob!

Hey now, why don't you pay for trail?!

Grab your phone, get on CashApp, 

You worthless fuck!

Hey now, why don't you pay for trail?!

Well I guess it aint easy doing nothing at allll

But hey man free rides just don't come along every dayyy.

Grab our beer, grab our seltzers!

You fat lazy slob!

Hey now, why don't you drink it down?

Get a plate, get some champagne,

You worthless fuck!

Hey now, down down down down down down!